EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE FANTASTIC BEASTS SERIES, ROAST

So for the love of the Harry Potter fans J.K. Rowling wrote another book, but this time she has money and popularity and time so she really dont want to work. Adding classic old children's story mosters with wands with Eddie Redmayne with Zero effort what we get is, The Fantastic Beast and how to ruin everything you loved about wizard world.
The story starts when the old Harry Potter font turned into a high graphical title. (Yeah that really hurts, like right in the heart.) The story continues as Eddie use the magic without spelling it out to the muggles or to the "no magic" ( really? Is that the best you got JK? ) and have I mentioned that now magic can be done without even using the wand!? Dude you are killing the basics and also the HP fan inside me
The world of magic you know which only had dragons, big eagles and dementors now suddenly have 100000000 types of other creatures. The architecture of whole wizard word is changed including the ministry of magic, the spell animation and box office earnings.
The director has really screwed the story line and graphics and soundtracks too. The cinematography which the audience used to enjoy is now gone. Like gone gone. Like gone gone and never coming back
The fans are now grown up and are of 15-22 age group which JK and the director have failed to see. Just casting good actors ain't gonna make you money fellas! You gotta use common sense too.
And am I the only one who miss that main theme? (Ta na, na na na, na naa na, na na na na, n naa, Oh those good old days.)
JK has also announced that there will be 5 movies of this series but I doubt if they can make even the 3rd one with this methodology.
PS: This post is just to criticize the Fantastic Beasts series, I personally don't hate it but it is based on the perspective as if one can just bring out the faults. Please don't get offended.

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